Dear me, guess who I caught in the kitchen this morning? Edith! I swear on Alice's pretty little head that Edith will eat us all out of Wonderland one day. What am I going to do with her?
Anywho, despite that unfortunate little detail, I'm pleased to announce my plans to retrieve the desceased Queen of Hearts beheading axe is coming along quite nicely. I do, however, need certain roles to be filled to achieve such victory. It would most un-amusing to learn that Wonderland's terrible tyrant had a sucessor who's hatrid for Alice by passed the late Queen of Hearts, not only that, but also was out and about in search for my dear little Alice, for then my sister should be in unpleasant danger as well. So, I think I shall be recruiting members from the suit of Spades, as well as the suit of Clubs, though I am aware I must speak to Llewellyn about such, considering the fact that they do fall under his reign. Oh my.
I do think I'll be having Edith replenish the cake she destroyed with her piggy fingers also; what a busy bee I shall be.